Quote from Leslie Knope in Ben's Parents
Leslie Knope: Steve, you like sailing, right? Steve Wyatt: Not any more, since Julia got the boat in the divorce and then sold it to a scrapyard because she's terrible. Leslie Knope: Well, at least you don't have to deal with all that boat upkeep now, right, huh? Yech, no thankee. Let's talk about something other than sailing. Why don't you head in the other room? I have a surprise that-- There she goes. There's a surprise for you, so, um, head on in. Steve Wyatt: I don't like surprises.