Quote from April in Ben's Parents
April: You're presenting this to Ron Swanson. Don't talk about any of your old, failed businesses, get rid of that stupid light show, and definitely don't use any weird, made-up words that Ron doesn't understand. Tom: But the presentation's tomorrow at 8:00 a.m. We don't have time to start from scratch. April: Well, if you do any of that, he's not gonna invest, so... Your funeral.