Chris: Mm, the joy that I am feeling right now is profound and unmatched in the modern era. And I can't tell you what it means to me that I'm the very first person that you chose to tell.
Leslie Knope: Oh--
Chris: Let me walk around with you as you tell everyone else so that I can share true joy being spread, please?
[cut to:]
Leslie Knope: Hey, everyone! We have something very exciting to tell you that you have never heard before. Ben and I are engaged and you're hearing about it for the very first time right now.[all cheering]
Chris: Come on, everybody! How about a little excitement? Leslie and Ben are engaged! Nothing will ever come between them! [all cheering]
Andy: What's going on?
Chris: Leslie and Ben are engaged!
Andy: [gasps] Again? You guys!