Ron Swanson: Hello, Diane. I have brought you flowers. Also chocolates. And some grout cleaner. I noticed you needed grout cleaner, so I brought that too.
Diane Lewis: Very romantic. My kids are non-negotiable, Ron. It's a package deal.
Ron Swanson: I know. I'm sorry, Diane. I really am. I've been alone most of my life by choice and kids... This is all new for me. But I'd like to become familiar with it if you give me a chance to prove myself. I did bring the girls something. I thought I could teach 'em to saw. [slight laugh] I now realize that seems dangerous.