Leslie Knope: Wow, 900 from the man with the tank top and the tattoos. That's so great. Let's beat that, shall we? Who wants to beat it? Anybody beat it please?
Josh: I'm sorry, I'm out. I wouldn't sell her to that guy, though. Just one man's opinion.
Leslie Knope: Okay... Sir, what would you do with your $900 date? How would you, uh, um... What are you gonna do to her?
Herman: I don't know. My cousin's got a kickass mud pit in his yard. She could watch me do belly flops then we maybe we could get some Thai food and a tank of nitrous and see what happens.
Leslie Knope: Oh, that's not as bad as I thought it would be.
Ann: I am going to bid a million dollars on myself. Going once, going never, sold. [runs off stage]