Tom: A deer jumped in front of the car, and then a bear jumped in front of the deer! [sighs]
Ron Swanson: "'Tommy-edamame' is back on the grid. Tell everyone to light me up with their dijjies, gotta load 'em into my burner."
Tom: Yes, I went to Best Buy and bought a phone.
Ron Swanson: Out of the car, now.
Tom: Where are we going, Ron? Are we walking to Best Buy to get a better phone?