Leslie Knope: Look, we need an emergency task force meeting. What do we do?
Ann: Objective studies have shown that abstinence-only education doesn't work. People still have sex. They don't know how to use protection, so the disease keeps spreading. We need to give people practical knowledge.
Chris: Ann Perkins, your expertise is thrilling, and frankly, almost arousing, but the law is the law.
Ann: Well, you're on city council now. Change the law.
Leslie Knope: The people support this. I couldn't fight those numbers even if I wanted to. It's political suicide.
Ann: So we're just gonna do the thing we know doesn't work? Great plan.
Leslie Knope: There's no other option, Ann. Put away your sex toys and play with them on your own time.