Leslie Knope: Hello, can everyone hear me okay?
All: No.
Leslie Knope: Okay, great. I'm councilwoman Leslie Knope, and today we are here to talk about safe sex. I know this is a personal question, but how many of you out there are sexually active? [all hands go up] Oh, my.
Gretl: I have two partners, often at the same time.
Leslie Knope: Wow. Thank you. Does anyone know what we risk when we have unprotected sex?
Marvin: Heart attack.
Gladys: Falling in love.
Barry: Partner dies on top of you!
Leslie Knope: Yes, but the truth is, the greatest risk you face is sexually transmitted diseases.