Tom: "LeRon James." We still on for breakfast?
Ron Swanson: You are an hour and a half late for work.
Tom: Yeah. Sorry. I can't use my GPS, but I figured it out. I just drove around in circles until I saw something familiar.
Ron Swanson: You live 3 miles from here.
Tom: 3.4, according to my GPS, which I used to use every day.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: I can't use screens for a week. Big deal! I'm adapting. I built a real-life Pinterest board. I really wish you could click those.