Leslie Knope: Okay, everyone. Great news: Lots of old people have chlamydia.
Andy: Whoo!
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Seniors in Pawnee have a lot of time on their hands, and what they're doing with that time is going at it hard, old people-style. A lot of them haven't had proper sex education, and as a result, STDs are having a field day. It's amazing what a few old guys can do with a little bit of charm and a lot of crabs.