Judge Lankito: Mr. Haverford, you have a problem keeping your eyes on the road and off your electronic devices. I'm going to tailor a punishment to fit the crime. One week without screens. No phone, tablets, computers, television--anything.
Tom: No! Please, send me to jail!
Judge Lankito: Any slipups, and that week becomes a month. Turn in your phone, please. [bangs gavel]
Tom: Fine. One last tweet?
Judge Lankito: Bailiff!
Tom: Pr-press send, bailiff! Press send!