April: "April, here's something to help you remember our three-legged dog champion."
Ben: Ah, that's cute.
April: "Also, you are way better at laundry. Can you please do mine and send it back to me? Thanks. Love you. Mouse Rat rules. Love, Andy."
Ben: Less cute.
April: "P.S. Please hurry. I've been wearing a bandana as underwear for three days now." Look, there's a picture.
Ben: Ah! That's horrifying.
April: [sighs] I love him so much.