Quote from Ron Swanson in Ms. Knope Goes to Washington
Ranger Patrick: Hey, Ron. You're not going to slaughter that pig here, are you? Ron Swanson: Not to worry. I have a permit. Ranger Patrick: This just says, "I can do what I want." Ron Swanson: I am the director of the Parks Department, and this is a park. Ranger Patrick: It's not a Parks thing. It's against, like, three laws and a dozen health codes. Ron Swanson: Fine. Barbecue is postponed until I can go pick up some meat from the Food 'n' Stuff. Let's go, Tom. No, pig Tom. [Donna laughs]