Quote from Ron Swanson in Ms. Knope Goes to Washington
[aside to camera:] Ron Swanson: Every summer Leslie throws a barbecue to thank the Parks and Maintenance staff. It's horrifying. Barbecues should be about one thing. Good, shared meat. [back:] Ron Swanson: There will be no froofy desserts. There will be no giant-soap-bubble guns. There will be no adult men in costumes. And most of all, there will be no [bleep]ing vegetables. Jerry: Well, Ron, can we at least have corn on the cob? Ron Swanson: [stares] No.