Chris: Ann Perkins. Can I ask your advice on something?
Ann: Sure. Recently in a moment of weakness, I had sex with Bobby Newport's campaign manager Jennifer Barkley.
Ann: Seriously?
Chris: Yes. Several times. And then several more times. And then a couple more times. And then one more time.
Ann: How has this been going on?
Chris: Oh, it was just last night. Now, I know it's a one-night stand and that she's leaving town, but our ferocious sexual decathlon did radically improve my mood. And I kind of like to see her again before she leaves. Good idea? Bad idea?
Ann: I don't know. I guess the campaign's over, so... I suppose it couldn't hurt.
Chris: Ann Perkins.