Quote from April in Bus Tour
Chris: April. I just got Champion his dog food, cleaned your house, filed that paperwork-- you're officially April Ludgate Dwyer, installed a smoke detector, and now I'm back. What's next? April: Nothing, Chris. Just sit down somewhere and stop bothering me. Chris: [laughs] I can't. I've had a very tough year. I can't stop thinking about Ann and Millicent. And if I'm alone with my thoughts, I go to a dark place. April: Okay, first of all, dark places are awesome. Secondly, Ann is kind of lame, so way to dodge a bullet. And Millicent is Jerry's daughter, so two bullets. And you're not alone. You've got... lots of friends. Somewhere. I assume. You're going to be just fine.