Ron Swanson: Look, friend, I respect your slavish devotion to the free market, but you can't welch on a contract. [Bill chuckles] Where I come from, a man's word is sacred.
Bill Butler: Okay, what's your stance on pinky swears, George Washington? I'm taking the money.
Ron Swanson: Fine. I'll match it. I'll give you $10,000 for the vans. Deal?
Bill Butler: No. Price has gone up. Now it's $12,000.
Ron Swanson: What? Why?
Bill Butler: Look, I own a fleet of 22 crappy white vans, and for some reason there's a massive bidding war going on over them. Now for a guy whose only assets are 22 crappy white vans, it's pretty much a dream scenario, so I'm just going to ride this out, see where it takes me. And now it's 15,000.