Bobby Newport: I guess my thoughts on abortion are... You know, let's just all have a good time.
Fester Trim: I don't care about that issue. Just ask someone else.
Brandi Maxxxx: For the record, I'd appear in a film with any of my fellow candidates.
Manrico Della Rossa: Anteaters.
Fester Trim: Kill shot.
Brandi Maxxxx: Money shot.
Bobby Newport: Fudgsicles.
Leslie Knope: Let's spend our money on what matters. Police, fire, parks, and schools. [cheers and applause]