Chris: I've heard that you and Tom Haverford are no longer romantically involved. Is that true?
Ann: Yes, we broke up. And I honestly can't believe we ever dated.
Chris: Does defy logic. Okay, I still have feelings for you. Strong feelings. Emotional, primal feelings. And I would like to give our relationship another try.
Ann: Chris, we dated for, like, three months a year ago. I honestly think that you've built this into something that it wasn't. And according to your rule, we can't date because you're my boss.
Chris: Maybe not for long. If Newport wins, the city council may replace me. But it would open it up for us to be together. Would you like that? Don't answer. Just think about it. Come on. Let's spin.