April: I'm trying to clean up for the party, but I swear to God, my arms can't move that way.
Tom: Leave it messy. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Life is garbage.
April: What happened?
Tom: Ann broke up with me. For reals this time. And all I did was call into this radio station and give her a sweet little shout-out.
[flashback:]
Tom: [over radio] So we're up in the club. It's me! We're dancing. We're sweating. Let's just say we got to second that night. Kind of.
Radio: Me so horny.
Tom: [over radio] This chick's name is Ann Perkins. Look her up on the government website. She is crazy hot. Isn't that great?
Tom: Come here. Aah! I complimented you.