Quote from Leslie Knope in Live Ammo
Councilman Pillner: Oh, for God's sake, Leslie. There's just not enough money to do all the things you wanna do. You're trying to fit two ships into one bottle. Take it from me, you can't do that. Ben: Okay, just look at this. There are three employees designated as D1, or on retainer. Public Works is still paying them even though they haven't worked in two years. Leslie Knope: It's an oversight. We get rid of them and we have just enough money to keep the animal shelter operating while still maintaining the Parks budget. Councilman Pillner: Interesting. Leslie Knope: Looks like we found a bigger bottle. Councilman Pillner: I know you're just making a joke, but using a bigger bottle would be considered cheating by most of our major trade publications. FYI.