April: I'm not quite sure, but Tom can answer that if... What are you doing?
Tom: Just bouncing some business ideas off Russell Simmons on Twitter. Why?
Scott: All due respect, miss Ludgate, do you even know what you're doing here?
April: All due respect, Mr. Hamster Penis, but no, I don't.
Scott: My last name is Guiles.
April: Are you sure? Because you look like a hamster penis.
Tom: What about a cologne that can kill spiders?