Ann: Hey.
Tom: Hey, sweetheart. I'm not sure you're even aware of this, but we have now gone 48 hours without breaking up, shattering our previous record.
Ann: That's not bad.
Tom: To celebrate...
Ann: Oh, please, don't. Whatever this is, I don't want it.
Tom: Just a little 48-hour anniversary gift.
Ann: [sighs] Condoms.
Tom: 48 of 'em. Different flavor for each hour.
Ann: Yeah, we're not dating any more, okay? Get out.
Tom: No, wait.
Ann: Get out.
Tom: Don't punish me. I took a risk.