Ben: Essentially, we're going to put a ramp on every building in town.
Leslie Knope: Like I always say, stairs are a young man's game.
Ned Jones: Damn straight. This is very impressive. You know, you remind me of my brother. You have the same name, Leslie. He lost a third of his body in a motorcycle accident. The middle third. But they sutured the hell out of him. He's-- He's fine now. Much shorter, but a good-looking, young, flat man. What have you heard about Newport's new campaign manager, Jennifer Barkley?
Leslie Knope: Uh, who?
Ned Jones: She wants to have a meeting with me at 5:00. I told her sorry. I don't talk politics after dinner.