Ron Swanson: You wanted to see me. Good God. What the hell are you doing?
Chris: Upside-down sit-ups. Great exercise, and it literally lets me see the world from a different perspective.
Ron Swanson: Isn't there a men's gymnasium where you could do that?
Chris: The world's my gymnasium, Ron. But I will stop if it makes you uncomfortable. Could you hold me while I dismount?