Tom: She's never seen a single Paul Walker movie? That's a huge "oh-no-no." She also "doesn't care" about Blu-ray?
April: She's a monster.
Tom: April, this is serious. I might have to break up with Ann.
April: Yeah, well, then break up with her. [sighs]
Tom: But she's my dream girl.
April: Then don't break up with her.
Tom: Except she hates everything I like. I own more pairs of Uggs than she does.