Chris: Tom, am I to understand correctly that you are now romantically involved with Ann Perkins?
Tom: Tsk. Oh, are you about to give me the whole "She's a great girl, I need to treat her right" speech, since you guys used to date?
Chris: No. But she is, and you should. I just had no idea, and so now I have to... Adjust. [stares off into the distance]
Tom: Tsk. Okay, great talk.