Ben: Okay, "something wicked this way comes, whence you peruse a book with your thumbs. Go to the one who succumbs. I'll be attached with a little gum." Oh, come on, Leslie, gimme a break.
Ron Swanson: I hate riddles and other such nonsense, I want that on the record. But something wicked with a book is my ex-wife, from the library. Which means I'm the one that succumbs.
Ben: Uh..."I'll be attached with a little gum."
Ron Swanson: Good God. That woman is good. "Follow me to the sheltered snow. Only 22 clues left to go."
Ben: 22? Well, this is the woman I've chosen to love.
Ron Swanson: Well, I guess there's nothing to do but spend the entire night methodically solving this puzzle.