Quote from Leslie Knope in Bowling for Votes
Police Officer: The guy said he might press charges. Leslie Knope: Yeah, well, Randy, I would like you to know that we will not be pressing charges. Police Officer: Yeah, that really wasn't an option. Leslie Knope: Come on, the guy was being a total jerk. What Ben did was warranted and extremely awesome, by the way. Did you write down how awesome it was? Police Officer: When we write official reports, we refrain from using words like "jerk" or "awesome."