Chris: Ron Swanson! [Ron uses the remote to close his door but it's too late] Just the man I wanted to see. I'm going to be going to a seminar on the art of the Japanese tea ceremony, or chakai, at the Pawnee Community College, and I thought you might like to come with me.
Ron Swanson: Why?
Chris: I know how much you value silence.
Ron Swanson: A fair point. But we did just have lunch last week, so I feel like we've spent enough social time together for the foreseeable...Ever.