Bobby Newport: [on video] Hi, I'm Bobby Newport. My dad is friends with John Cougar Mellencamp. That's pretty cool.
Leslie Knope: What is this guy running for, president of being on every channel all the time?
Ann: Reminder, Leslie, we have less than an hour to get the ad to the station.
Leslie Knope: Ann, you're beautiful and you're organized. So in order not to bias anyone, these are the two ads that Ben and I made. I'm just gonna pick one randomly, and we'll play that one first. Oh, yay, the awesome one.