Bobby Newport: [on campaign video] I'm Bobby Newport. My family owns nine square miles of land in this town. And isn't my family what this town's really about? Vote Bobby Newport for city council.
Ann: That guy is everywhere.
Donna: I am not complaining.
Leslie Knope: Well, we have to find a way to beat him. And luckily Ben is going to announce the most amazing campaign strategy ever thought of in the entire history of western democracy. Go, Ben, here's your great idea. We're all ready for it. And start.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: I'm running for office. I'm surrounded by my friends. My campaign manager and I are in love. This is exactly how I dreamed it would be when I was a kid. Except I wasn't 70 points behind and my campaign manager was Mr. Belvedere.