Announcer: Ladies and gentlemens, the next city councilor for the great city of Pawnee Bobby Newport. [applause]
Bobby Newport: Hey. Thanks, guy. Hi, I'm Bobby Newport. You know, we're two days into this campaign, and so far it's going great. In fact, I don't know why they call it a "cam-pain." Because up until now it's been a "cam-pleasure." [laughter] All right, hey, why don't we line up for autographs and free Bobby bars. Huh? Who wants a Bobby bar?
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Leslie Knope: Bobby Newport, heir to the Sweetums candy fortune. He just entered the race, and he's already 70 points up in all the polls. He is attractive and charming. And his family employs half the town, but so what? I am a lifelong government bureaucrat who's well-versed in the issues. And those are the kind of sexy qualifications that win elections.