Leslie Knope: Look, I could sit here and fill out all the paperwork, but you and I both know that you'd rather go home to Debra, have a nice home-cooked meal, and do what comes naturally.
Police Officer: That's not appropriate.
Leslie Knope: You know that I'm gonna pay all the fines. I'm in the middle of a campaign rally, and this is my team. I need them, please.
Police Officer: Fine. But unless one of you has a commercial license, you can't take that truck.