Tom: When I was trying to decide how to decorate my office, I had to ask myself, "What kind of candy should I choose?" Obviously chocolate, 'cause I'm sweet, smooth, and the ladies love me. Now the question still remained, "What kind of chocolate am I?" Do I have a little gooey, caramel center? Am I filled with little Rice Krispies? Maybe I'm white chocolate and I'm bucking all the stereotypes.
Ann: Oh, just put your damn candy out.
Tom: Ultimately, I decided to go with a little gourmet fudge. I didn't have time to make it into anything, and please don't eat it 'cause it cost $55 an ounce.