Joe: Excuse me, what the heck is going on here?
Leslie Knope: Just preparing for the grand opening of this tiny but very intrusive park.
Joe: We were told this would have very little impact on the neighborhood. This flyer has hundreds of events.
Mel: There are fireworks every night at midnight?
Leslie Knope: They start at midnight. Who knows when they're gonna end? Look, I don't even know the impact of this park, because the city skipped an environmental impact report. So we don't know about traffic problems or sound or lights or crime. I mean, it's all a mystery.
Joe: Don't you work for the government?
Leslie Knope: I do, Joe. Yeah, that's how I know just how high this conspiracy goes. What can we do about it? I'm glad you asked. I have some ideas.