Andy: Man, all these classes look amazing. I can't choose.
April: They do this thing called a "shopping period," where you can just sample as many classes as you want.
Andy: Really?
April: Yeah.
Andy: Sports and Society. Physical Science. A crash course?
April: Yeah, but it's not what you think.
Andy: Oh.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: I did not graduate college, because I did not "attend" it, but I'm trying to improve myself, so I'm gonna start by taking just one class.