Leslie Knope: [to camera] Look, I understand where he's coming from. But I have been nothing but straightforward with him, and if anyone in the entire world should understand the difficult position I'm in, it's... It's just I've made an effort and I've shared my flags with him, and suddenly, he doesn't want to be friends? You know what? That leaves me with only one option. Just excuse me for a... [on the podium] Attention. This is an urgent world matter. Due to a recent betrayal, my homeland, the great state of Denmark, has officially decided to declare war on Peru. Scandinavian brothers, on my signal. Unleash hell!