Quote from Ron Swanson in The Treaty
Leslie Knope: Ron! You wanna join us? Look! I'll let you be America. Ron Swanson: [scoffs] And teach kids that not only is government good, but there should be a World-wide super-government? I'd rather sand down my toenails. [aside to camera:] Ron Swanson: Every three weeks, I have to sand down my toenails. They're too strong for clippers.