Shauna Malwae-Tweep: I might head over to that end of the world party.
Leslie Knope: Oh, that's where all the losers are going.
Ben: Yeah, what is that? Tom emailed me. I could check that out.
Leslie Knope: Hurrrrr... Well, then you should stay here then. Because you can't go. I mean, what if you're not here when Zorp shows up? Boy, would your face be red.
Herb Scaifer: When Zorp shows up, your faces will be melted off and used as fuel.
Leslie Knope: You want to be here for that.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: I think I'll take my chances. Leslie, thanks as always.
Leslie Knope: Wow. What an unbelievably unpleasant person.