Tom: This is your primary target. President of the chamber of commerce, Martin Kernston.
Leslie Knope: Oh, yes, from Kernston Rubber Nipples. "The nipple king."
Tom: Photos, Bios, likes, dislikes, prescription medications.
Leslie Knope: I've heard of Martin Kernston. I know a little bit about him.
Tom: Oh, really? Well, which of his advisors does he trust more, Ted Flirtman or Rex Spax?
Leslie Knope: Well, it depends, Flirtman is more of a confidant--
Tom: I made up both those names.
Leslie Knope: Okay, I'm on it.