Joan Callamezzo: Take me home, dumpling. It's beddy time.
Tom: Ah. Hey, Ben. You like Star Trek. Talk about that for a little bit.
Ben: They're making a sequel... I'm assuming with the same alternate timeline. But if J.J. Abrams and company expect us to believe that it's Spock with the romantic tension with Uhura and not Kirk... Well, let's just say, the message boards are goin' nuts.
Joan Callamezzo: I wanna take you both home and [bleep] bend you over and just [bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] at the same time. Whoo!
Ben: I'm leaving.