Quote from Leslie Knope in Born & Raised
Alexis: Hello... and welcome to the Wamapoke County Records Office, here in beautiful Eagleton. My name is Alexis Pratchett. Leslie Knope: Take it down a notch, Alexis. I need a copy of my birth certificate. Alexis: Ooh, I'm sorry. It takes three to eight weeks to receive a birth certificate. Leslie Knope: Really? Chris: Hi, I'm Chris. I was wondering if you might make an exception for me? Alexis: Oh, I'm sorry. No. Chris: Wow. That usually works. Leslie Knope: Oh, God. I hate this stupid town with all its stupid, terrible people. I need that birth certificate.