Leslie Knope: Whatever, I can end this now. Here's my birth certificate.
William Barnes: Mm-hmm. Well, this just says "Wamapoke County."
Leslie Knope: Yeah. That's the county Pawnee is in.
William Barnes: Well, no. This won't do it. See, you staked your reputation on this. So you need to go down to the county records office in Eagleton and get the original, long-form certificate.
Leslie Knope: Oh, God. Don't make me go to Eagleton.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Eagleton is the land of rich, snobby jerks. There's a whole chapter about it in my book. I could write a second book about Eagleton and how stupid it is. And I'd call Eagleton: The land of Rich, Snobby Jerks.