Quote from Leslie Knope in Born & Raised
Ron Swanson: Usually, I only read nautical novels and my own personal manifestos, but I'm proud to make this exception. Leslie Knope: Thank you, Ron. I expect all of you to buy additional copies. But I wanted the first one that you owned to be delivered and signed by me. April: God, this goes on for, like, seven pages! Leslie Knope: I started thinking about you as a woman, and as a person, and I got carried away. Jerry: Okay, mine just says, "Get well soon." Leslie Knope: Aren't you sick? Jerry: No. Leslie Knope: Something's off.