Leslie Knope: Okay, you know what? Let's cut the crap. Is this audit even real?
Tammy One: In a sense, yes. But in another, truer sense, no, it is not. I want Ronald back, but I had to learn about his finances, to make sure my future was protected. I'm impressed. He's acquired quite a bit of gold.
Leslie Knope: You gold digger. You're literally a gold digger.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The thing I love about Tammy is she calls me on my crap. Every guy needs that.