Tom: Welcome to paradise, my man. You can chill over there by the bar. We also got basketball at any time you want. There's Roy Hibbert and Detlef Schrempf.
Ben: Oh, my God. That's an actual NBA player. He plays for the Pacers.
Tom: NBA's on strike, so we got him for only, like, 75% of his original NBA salary. What up, Roy?
Roy Hibbert: Is this all you want me to do? Play one on one with Detlef?
Tom: Yes. And keep your mouth shut.