Quote from Chris in I'm Leslie Knope
April: Chris, Jerry's making us look at dirty pictures on his computer. Chris: It is exactly because of that lewd photo that I am here. Ben and I are launching a full investigation. And I want to apologize to all the women... And Jerry. If I could go back in time, and cut your eyeballs out, I would. April: Wow, that is so sweet. Chris: Thank you.