Leslie Knope: Welcome, everyone. Sebastian may have been li'I, but his impact on this town and the Parks Department was anything but li'I. I would like to introduce his owners, Michael and Elizabeth Stone and two of his closest friends.
Tom: Cue music and lights, and... Go Ladybug, go Coconut. [orchestral music plays] Coconut and Ladybug
both in position.
Leslie Knope: Not only was Coconut a friend, but she was also a lover. Our deepest sympathy is with you.
Tom: Coconut just took a dump on the stage. We gotta clean that up. Code red. Coconut just took a dump onstage.