Ron Swanson: [groans] This is a scandal waiting to happen. If you get caught, which you clearly will, Chris will fire you. And I won't be able to stop him.
Leslie Knope: Ron, we're being very careful.
Leslie Knope: [on Ron's phone] Oh, President Reagan, my blazer popped open.
Ben: [on Ron's phone] Well, Maggie Thatcher, let me help you with that. It's gonna be a bumpy ride to this summit meeting. Our countries have had a very special relationship...
Leslie Knope: Okay, yes. You've proven your point.